Can you decipher this Chevrolet press release written entirely in emoji?

This is certainly one of the more interesting press releases we have seen in quite a while. Chevrolet believes that words alone can't describe the new 2016 Chevrolet Cruze, and therefore, it has released a press release that has been written only in emoji?

While a lot of people have been trying to decode this, Chevrolet says it will release an official decoder to decrypt the press release at 11.30 PM (IST) tonight. Meanwhile, you can try your hand decoding and let us know your translations in the comments below.

Here's the all-emoji press release: