The new age 'Sholay'
The new age 'Sholay'
How would 'Sholay' be, if it was to be made today? Two possible variations... all in fun..

Animal friendly version

Original scene I

Veeru: "Basanti, In kutton ke saamne mat nachna…."

The Animal activists’ approved version: "Basanti, Kutton ke saamne nachna par inke saamne nahin…"

Original scene II

Jai: "Jaake Gabbar se kehdena humne geedadon ke saamne khana daalna band kar diya hai…"

The Animal activists’ approved version: "Jaake Gabbar se Kehdena hum roz geedadon ko khana daalenge, pyar bhi karenge…"

Original scene III

Basanti: "Bhaag dhanno bhaag, teri basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai…"

The Animal activists’ approved version: "Dheere dheere chal Dhanno, teri sehat ka sawaal hai…"

The endorsement friendly version

Original scene I

Jaya Bachchan walking around in with a kerosene lamp in her hand in darkness….

Endorsement friendly version: Jai says to himself…."Shayad Philips bulb istemal karti toh yeh naubat nahin aata."

Original scene II

Kaalia: "Sarkar maine aapka namak khaya hai…"

Gabbar Singh: "Ab Goli kha"

Endorsement friendly version: Kaalia: "Sarkar, maine aapka Tata namak khaya hai."

Gabbar: "Haan, Tata namak mein iodine hai aur ab tu goli kha..."

Original scene III

Gabbar: "Yeh haath mujhe de do thakur…"

Endorsement friendly version: Gabbar: "Yeh haath mujhe de do Thakur…" (A ticker running across…Need a hand? Jaipur limbs is the only answer.)

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